2026-10-26 01:52 UTC
Always be prepared
Replies (6)
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@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2026-10-26 03:40
Keep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.
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@marcos@lemmy.world 2026-10-26 02:52
You can have more than one thing in your wallet…
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@vision@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-26 02:47
Hawthorne or Red Dragon?
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@CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2026-10-26 04:45
Moist owlette 🦉
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@FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2026-10-26 02:13
I think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.
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@spirinolas@lemmy.world 2026-10-27 01:46
Well, you can’t lick a venereal disease off your dick…