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@Dispassionate@quokk.au

2026-10-22 18:40 UTC

LEAVE PHP ALONE! PHP is my childhood. 😭

Replies (5)

  • @db2@lemmy.world 2026-10-22 19:48

    The “leave Britney alone” girl was right though.

    Open ##5203438

  • @dumnezero@piefed.social 2026-10-22 21:15

    It’s a pretty huge problem.

    Open ##5204342

  • @smaximov@lemmy.world 2026-10-22 21:47

    It’s a GOVERNMENT WEBSITE! They could have written it in divine scripture and it would still crash three days before an election! Banger!

    Open ##5204665

  • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2026-10-23 05:23

    I’m a JS dev. Fuck it, every language sucks, let me bash PHP and you can bash JS.

    Open ##5208204

  • @phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2026-10-23 17:11

    What is it with all the PHP hate? People act like PHP is the first and only language ever to have a security flaw while in the real world this happens everywhere . anyone want to claim JavaScript never has security flaws, for example? The only arguments I hear about “PHP sucks” are the tired 20year old arguments that even back then were flimsy at best. For those not in the know: PHP got improved. Has been doing that for over 25 years now, and I know it’s surprising to many but PHP today isn’t the same as php 20 years ago Am I bitching and moaning? Hell yeah. I’ve been using PHP for 25 years now and I’ve built amazing things with it. Its still my favorite after all these years be cause it. Gets. Shit. Done.

    Open ##5215449