2026-10-08 07:56 UTC
Replies (11)
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@Cheese_man@lemmy.world 2026-10-08 08:01
It will not only work for you, but will play and love for you, too.
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@Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-08 08:03
His wife is going to leave him, and he will have no idea why.
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@damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 2026-10-08 08:04
I have a few friends who use OpenAI and Gemini to do this (generate new stories every night) and I do not understand why you would do so. There are a bazillion kids books out there. Just get ten of those and your kid will be happy for ten months!
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@diegantobass@lemmy.world 2026-10-08 08:53
It feels really good to have those anti-role models around
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@raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2026-10-08 11:11
This is ragebait. Right? People can’t possibly be that shitty…
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@Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-09 05:39
Brought to you by the creators of, “just give them an ipad” and “call the cops there’s a kid outside playing”
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@Denjin@feddit.uk 2026-10-08 08:40
I’m so glad AI is here to relieve me of the physically and mentally overwhelming task of checks notes spending time with my child.
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@AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2026-10-08 13:32
Me: “Why dont you come visit and talk to me in the nursing home?” My kids: “just talk to grok”
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@Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-08 12:17
I think the most useful thing I’ve ever gotten out of AI is its ability to take notes on meetings so I don’t really have to be more present for some of them then listening for my name. The amount of meeting time I get to double book as playground time or reading Dr Seuss has made me seek out every possible meeting on an get booked in. It’s great, I look like a real gogetter at work and my kid gets to swing until she gets bored of it. Sometimes I wonder if the increase in meetings over the past year is everybody maximizing this loophole together unspoken.
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@lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2026-10-09 05:52
Fucking loser.
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@AmyAye@nord.pub 2026-10-08 11:23
Parenting hits different when you work in AI Yeah, hits like mental abuse.