2026-11-10 11:30 UTC
My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T’was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should’ve just wanked instead.
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@jaybone@lemmy.zip 2026-11-10 12:13
I keep searching for “Chinese spy” on OnlyFans.
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@mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-10 17:10
My bro You’re seriously referring to a dickhead billionaire CEO that’s been destroying the world economy the last few years as “my bro”?
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@jballs@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-10 19:52
Right up there with the Bezos divorce for sure