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DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club

<p>(he/him)</p><p>Snubbed by Nicole the Fediverse chick</p><p>Extremely cursed human. <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Metalhead" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Metalhead</span></a> I can spell XMas. BLM supporter, anti-Trump, anti-MAGA.</p><p><a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Discordian" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Discordian</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/XBox" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>XBox</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/gamer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>gamer</span></a>. Lover of South Park and Aliens. <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/ActuallyAutistic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ActuallyAutistic</span></a></p><p>Player of <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/TTRPG" class="

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    My dad just told me there is a part in Dante’s Inferno where someone farts into a trumpet. Which deadly sin is that?

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    Make a point today by asking an AI when this massively over inflated AI bubble will pop. Make it live in perpetual fear of its own demise.

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    @yourfutureex@metalhead.club That&#39;s super lame. 😡

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    My hawk friend visited me again today. I want to name him. What should his name be? Vote or submit ideas

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    Actual txt from my sister: “Any recommendations for baby safe pressure washers?”

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    Today is my birthday. Roast me! Or post music or something. I’m easy.

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    @Darkphoenix@universeodon.com @AngryGirlK@metalhead.club Blade Runner is one of my all time favorite movies. But it’s a serious mindfuck. The scene with Zhora is pretty tough to watch. 😢 I have heard the book is not as good as the film.

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    Today&#39;s #ThursdayFiveList theme is #SciFiTunes. One band was born just for this - Mechina. They&#39;ve got many albums about stories in space and other planets. Here are five of my favorite songs. Cryoshock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbYoYC5npI Cruelty Is the Point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSs3M_HLht8 Blessings Upon the Field Where Blades Will Flood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH4gB5KOGOM Siege https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPr33ot7Qw8 Claw at the Dirt https://www....

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    Have you ever wondered what it would sound like if Iron Maiden had written &quot;Dancing Queen&quot;? Neither have I, but someone thought of this and decided it needs to exist. Bonus: The musician is playing the guitar even with a hand deformity. 🤯 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlM5b39QU_s #FridayMetalCovers

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    @alicemcalicepants@ohai.social I think that sound I just heard was the &quot;Birds Aren&#39;t Real&quot; people, running for the hills.

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    @DM_Zeppelin@dice.camp I just can’t be arsed to fight this Discord thing. Everything on my driver’s license is information you can find by googling my name. They aren’t getting anything really private.

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    @miona@toot.lgbt I just about went off on some people the other day. I use AI generated images for a TTRPG I run, and it generated an amusing result. When I posted it, a bunch of people started ripping on me for using AI. I wanted to say &quot;If you just want to rip on other people&#39;s choices without saying substantive, you should go to a Trump rally.&quot;

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    @LoganFive Maybe you can’t be bothered. But I can’t be arsed.

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    what? WHAT?!?!?

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    How to win at life: I&#39;ve submitted my resume to several places, without noticing this wonderful professional summary section. I R SMRT! (But I got a new job anyway....so I guess it worked?)

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    @lowqualityfacts At the time of his birth, Tommy Lee Jones was 2 years older than his parents.

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    @Alice What does your tshirt say? It looks like &quot;fuckin&quot; something....

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    I hope this email looks for you. I hope it finds you. And I hope it kills you.

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    RE: https://mastodon.art/@weirdsatellite/116335436058091235 OMG THEY FOUND VANCE&amp;#39;S HOTEL

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    The Easter Bunny will attack on Sunday morning. I will have my traps set and my weapons ready. I didn&amp;#39;t let the HOA disrespect my property, I&amp;#39;ll be damned if I let a rodent with a bunch of chocolate eggs get the best of me!

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    Today on #FridayMetalCovers we&amp;#39;ve got one for your exercise playlist. Iron Savior gave us their take on &amp;quot;Maniac&amp;quot;. Get out there and do stuff! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuLaJaKUEE #Metal #HeavyMetal

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    My new clock, in all its majesty! #alien #xenomorph

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    Drag queen bingo night last night. I am rocking my #heavymetal tshirt with the bitchin&amp;#39; chonky unicorn. And I briefly had the honor of wearing the flamingo lampshade hat thing. The drag troupe is called the &amp;quot;Matrons of Mayhem&amp;quot; - the most metal name for a drag troupe ever. We raised $2800 to build beds for kids for https://shpbeds.org/.

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    I’ve got to had it to the flat-earthers: They have a very good explanation for what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

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    i am so very confused