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KikoKate@mstdn.party

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One of the few surviving consorts of Zorcob the Pigman, Katherine Piffleglormer is the only Ninja Elf Princess to successfully assassinate Mickey Mouse. The inventor of the Land Submarine, Kate maintains a sanctuary for rude comments and communicates via psychic carrier pigeon.</p>

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    The ALL NEW envitrified protophallic carbolic envenomizer!!!!

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    The zoregum pantaloon sniper has affronted the mastication of Zorcob the Pigman.

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    The Girmalop Jretuns of Planet Zilgee have issued a demand for imbeciles. All negative cognizance persons are to report to Stupidimus Prime for branding and endorsement henceforth. Welcome to Fuckit Friday.

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    The Apostolic Inebriants of That Nazareth Guy.

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    Y you up. Fuck every time daylight comes out of my room and my cat.

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    The Zeetak of Gundawar has determined our diets are unclean and offensive to Gorthlatt the Hideously Endowed. October Fest sausages are to be burned with fire immediately.

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    @billyjoebowers@mastodon.online 🤔 Are we sure Logic is applicable in this situation?

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    @NiwlCraft@mastodon.art Thank you. I needed that.

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    The ketrion particle smasher extracts somnambulists via neutral pairing of retro gagglestromblers.