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  Sleeping rule He’s so cute when he sleeps afterwards. A job well done! :3

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  Booze rule So true! I was looking forward to drinking for the longest time. And as soon as I tried it…it sucked so bad 😭 The flavor, the effect, the culture around it…ugh. Not for me, thanks. Artist is 5-ish Art.

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  Shaking hands rule I can live with that 😂

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  Mirror rule It’s funny how being ugly doesn’t stop me from being horny. If anything, it makes me moar horny, cause I seek the validation of men I’m attracted to. Teehee :3

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  Todo list rule I know you won’t. All bark and no bite! …unless? 👀

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  Group *rule*ject Indeed :3 I encourage it 🩷

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  Adult fun fact rule WHAT 😭 There’s no way that works…right? Cause if it does, that’s cool af, lol.

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  Wand rule Every witch needs her wand! :3 Artist is Jay Porter (source)

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  *AI* rule You know, can’t argue with that 😂 Ethical, (ful)filling, fun and a good workout too! :3 Sex of all kinds is fire 🔥

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  Soft rule The usual HRT W :3

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  Fresh cigar rule I really do tho! It’s so musky and aromatic and manly and gosh…it’s so freaking hot! Love it so much 💜

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  Soft serve cheatsheet rule Yep, death grip is bad I’ve been told 😂 Gotta be gentle and careful, so that the cone does not crumble! Also, varying the grip strength and intensity feels amazing, is what my bf told me :3

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  S'mores cheatsheet rule S’mores are amazing, I love those! But like actual s’mores, not the body part this is referencing. No shame on anyone that does tho ❤️

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  Hot dog cheatsheet rule

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  Trans girls rule I swear…so many of you girlies are fucking gorgeous and you somehow don’t even see it 😭 I hope you can, one day. I love you all 💜

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  Hip thrusts rule Wait this is actually a really cool idea, what? It’s hot, sex-like and also a workout?? Waow :3 Artist is Akiisks (Instagram).

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  Snoring rule I should totally do this. My bf’s snoring is super funny 😂 Not that funny when I’m trying to sleep tho 😭

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  Boymoder *rule*terior Omg trueee I’m pretty sure people on the streets are scared of me, cause of my height and masc appearance. But they have no idea that I’m much more scared of them. That I’m actually really soft and weak. That I’m not a threat in the slightest. And I just wish that I could signal that to them somehow…

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  Distraction rule Aha! This is exactly why I always walk around home topless: it’s a distraction! …it doesn’t work. Cup size too small 😭

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  Good girl rule Yep, I’m pretty sure I look silly sometimes when doing stuff :P Eh, not like my bf cares. Too busy having fun! :3 And I don’t care, cause pleasing him is all I care about 💜

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  Would you still love me rule Omg, I’d love to be a FAMAS, actually! No need to be loved, I’d love myself enough :3 Artist is Centurii-chan

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  Ibuprofen rule Nah, I prefer nimesulide actually :3

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  Guess what I'm gonna rule today Artist is Centurii-chan

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  Make it to the rule Truuuuue. Love me some wall sex…or over-the-counter sex :3

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  Conf*rule*ing gf Alright, I’m fucking done, this is too much 😭

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  Pennywise rule Mmm, protein! A little bitter tho…

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  10 reasons to never rule Don’t tell me what to do! 😭 Source Yeah…these are bullshit. I’ll do what I want :3

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  Saliva rule True that! But I bet I could make some money by wetting private parts with my saliva, too…teehee :3

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  Sharing bathrooms rule Guess what? People go to bathrooms to use the toilet, fix their makeup, fix their hair or just be alone. Normal human things like that, not to cause anyone any trouble…

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  BPD *rule* gang Omfg 😭 Source (CW: Facebook)