Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
catsalad@infosec.exchange
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Is a rude to fall asleep during an interview? I say baby man gets a pass.
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Rumble scarf
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Micro manager :3
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Lego kitty bath
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Autobots Ginger cats roll out!
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/117569948725226838 Sorry boss, I'm going to be late today ... Yeah, it's that darn skeleton.
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"Excuse me, i has a question"
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It's a good day for baby biscuits
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The only time adjustment cats recognize
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:blep:⃝
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Soooo, :guillotine: time now? 🥺👉👈
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RE: https://m.ai6yr.org/@fdarecall_bot/117555717965097882 Thallium gives it extra crunch! ☢️
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Do you need clips of snow leopards cuddling? Yes. Yes, you do :3
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No Nicole (the Fediverse Chick) November
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Look, we were TRYING to "add restrictions" to our demon core microwave usage, but then some outside people (aka users) decided to be mean by pointing out the "death toll"
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☢️
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Another victim of the clock change. When will the madness end?
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RE: https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/117520329256179678 My name is Cat, from SaladLand This is an unusual request: would you consider giving me a small, one-time catnip gift? I don't have a particular reason to put forward; I'm simply asking whether you'd be willing to help me in this way. Thank you for considering it. Best regards, :catsalad:
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:neocat_up_paws:
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🎃
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RE: https://exquisite.social/@thomholwerda/117150487311568270 Logging in...
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The choice is obvious
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On a side note, what does one even do with $6.3 billion in crime coins?
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Welcome to the bathroom A cat will be with you shortly 🐈
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Any bed is a cat bed with a cat in it.
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:neocat_flop__w_:
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Is a "hot minute" greater than or less than a regular minute? #AskFedi
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Pakige delivery 📦
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Betrayal of the worst kind
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Give me your best pickup lines. I'll go first: If we ran out of food on a mountain overpass, I'd eat you last :3