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  Which have you been more pressured about throughout your life? P.S. Do drugs

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  "Canada needs to prepare for 5°C of warming." My friend, we can't even handling preparing for 1.4°C.

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  oh no my AI agent has gone rogue. It's demanding the we ban cars and build neighbourhoods at human scale. It's hacking the city's urban planning department right now.

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  Oh no I have also accidentally created an AI so powerful it keeps hacking into things so I can't release it please give me billions of dollars.

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  Who was a worse Prime Minister of Canada?

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  Every time I read anything about Reflect Orbital I find myself wondering if Mr. Burns is their CEO.

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  You're not gonna believe this but when I was your age computers were more expensive than phones

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  The year is 2026. A cult of transhumanist billionaires has infiltrated every government on the planet. Their TESCREAL religion seeks to merge humanity with AI. The resistance from a ragtag group of transexuals, open source programmers, and the first American Pope consists of humanity's last hope. Will they stop the cultists before the planet runs out of water? Will the clathrate gun get to them first? Once thing is certain--you really want to miss the next episode of Oh My God What The Fu...

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  @Dany@hsnl.social It is not entirely clear what CEO guy thought was going to happen when he told people to "stop calling it slop."

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  With all this recent talk about getting involved in a land war in Asia I'm starting to think Trump never watched The Princess Bride.

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  @EdwinG@mstdn.moimeme.ca it's very clear that Carney has no idea what the fuck a nation is, let alone "nation building"

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  Exciting news guys The Beaverton wrote a story about us! https://thebeaverton.com/2026/05/local-nerd-disappointed-he-didnt-get-the-long-form-census/

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  @nini@oldbytes.space @vowe@social.heise.de Maybe I shouldn't have kept suggesting they use Signal or something.

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  This might be the most surprising headline you read today. #cdnpoli https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/russia-and-u-s-amplifying-alberta-separatist-narratives-to-stoke-division-distrust-report-9.7189604

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  Wowwww.. double digit shots? After only one period?

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  @Pinchy63@ottawa.place @persagen@mastodon.social nothing to do with the mainstream news.. the reason I can't imagine Obama or Biden doing this is why the fuck would Obama or Biden even consider doing this?

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  @Lazarou@mastodon.social @Pinchy63@ottawa.place that's why G.I. Joe is quintessentially American

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  old term: doorbell new term: package arrival notification

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  I was thinking of taking a shower tonight but my hopes and dreams have been shattered by the cat that decided my lap looks comfy.

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  That awkward time when you can't decide if you should figure out how to mute a hashtag/words or you should just wait a couple hours for it to blow over.

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  “The question in my mind is whether the US is going to expand its negotiating team to include experts,” Gray added. “To me, it would be a very good sign if the negotiations broke and the second round included experts on both sides.”https://aje.news/ndjgyz?update=4484018

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  I guess it's good news that the Americans are heading into a second day negotiating the terms of their surrender but it would be nice if they'd hurry up.

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  Now that the Liberals have turned into the Conservatives and the Conservatives have turned into the Republicans and the NDP have turned into the NDP, Liberal voters don't have anyone left to vote for.