el Celio ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ
elCelio@mastodon.uno
<p>If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.</p>
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๐ฎ๐ฑ ISRAELI ELECTIONS Israeli citizens living permanently abroad cannot vote from abroad, but they have to return to Israel. So, why Israeli citizens living in the settlements in the West Bank (which, according to Israeli law, are not part of Israel), don&#39;t have to go back to Israel in order to vote? ๐ค #Israel #IsraelElection #Election2026
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๐บ๐ฆ ๐ถ AIUTI ALL&#39;UCRAINA Come mai nell&#39;anno pre-elettorale, l&#39;argomento piรน importante per due importanti partiti (uno per la destra - Lega Nord- e uno per la sinistra - Movimento 5 Stelle) per entrare nelle prossime coalizioni elettorali รจ l&#39;aiuto all&#39;Ucraina, che costituiscono solo lo 0,08% del bilancio dello Stato? Non รจ strano per due partiti che proclamano che l&#39;unico loro interesse sono gli Italiani? #Ucraina #Italia #LegaNord #M5S #movimento...
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๐ฉ๐ช ๐ณ๏ธ BERLIN AND MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN ELECTION 2026 โ WHAT HAPPENED: The leftist coaltion made of the Social Democratic Party, the Left Party and the Green Party won the regional elections in the States of Berlin and Mecklenburg-Vorpommern ๐ฐ WHAT NEWS SAY: Great victory for the far right party Alternative for Germany The moral of the story: The left is unable to win, the right is always winning #Election2026 #Germany #Berlin #MecklenburgVorpommern
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๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฎMECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) PROJECTION source: https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg-vorpommern/landtagswahl/liveticker-wahl-mv-schwesig-und-holm-haben-bereits-gewaehlt,mvwahl-liveticker-100.html ๐ช๐บ pro-EU: 47.7% SPD (S&D/CentreLeft): 35.5% CDU (EPP/CentreRight): 5.5% Grรผne (G-EFA/Left): 5.5% FDP (Renew/CentreRight): 1.2% ๐ท๐บ pro-russia: 42.0% AfD (ESN/FarRight): 37.0% BSW (NI/FarLeft): 5.0% โ 7.5% LINKE (GUE-NGL/FarLeft): 7.5% #Germany #MecklenburgVo...
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๐ฅGLOBAL WARMING IN 2026 ๐ช๐บ Europeans to Americans: &quot;There&#39;s global warming! Reduce CO2 emissions!&quot;๐ ๐บ๐ธ Americans to Europeans: &quot;There&#39;s global warming! Buy A/C!&quot; ๐คช #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Joke
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๐ท๐บ MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA: Russian: "Putin! We are suffering! We need fuel!" Putin: "Don't worry! I just sent dozens of missile on Kiev: dozens of Ukrainians dead! They have it worse than you!" Russian: "Thank you, Putin! You are the best leader for Russia!" #russia #Ukrainerussiawar #Kyiv #Ukraine
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Best app for Mastodon on mobile? #Mastodon
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116687327917226565 I like how he calls out the hypocritical use of &quot;neutrality&quot; by Irish politicians. Expecially when they say: &quot;Yes, we are selling huge amount fo aluminium to russia, but russia promised not to use it for war purposes&quot;. I mean really... #Ireland #EU #russia #UkraineRussiaWar
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๐ถ ๐ธ TEMPO DI DICHARAZIONI E F24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULu-t81tLg&amp;t=6s #tasse #cartonimorti
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๐ซ๐ฎ โ๏ธ THE FINNISH GENERAL At a conference with the foreign press, a Finnish General confidently proclaims: &quot;All our defenses, in the South, in the East, and in the North, are ready to face any threat!&quot; &quot;But, what about the West?&quot; asks a perplexed foreign journalist. The General, suddendly confused, replies: &quot;Do you mean in case Russia occupies Sweden first?&quot; #Finland #russia #joke
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@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us I don't know if the Tangerine Tyrant cares. I think his court is more interested to see what kind of opposition there will be in the USA, in the wake of the midterms elections.
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@MastodonEngineering@mastodon.social I hope the work for quote posts may be completed soon, so that the focus could move to make decentralization more real for users, and more tools for users to personalise their timeline.
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@randahl@mastodon.social sometimes a victim elaborates her own trauma in paradoxical ways, sometimes a person is just crap.
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๐บ๐ธ ๐ INDIANA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY 6 (out of 8) Republicans who opposed trump&#39;s gerrymandering plans in the Indiana State Senate have been defeated in the Republican primary. Only 1 has been confirmed by the party. 1 primary still to be decided (3 votes difference). The Republican Party is the MAGA party. #trump #2026primary #Indiana #IndianaPrimary #Gerrymandering #USElection #2026UsElection #MAGA #GOP #Republicans
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:StarWars: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE ๐ May the Force be with you! #Maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #StarWars #StarWarsDay
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116515828356520952 &quot;EU Ascension&quot; instead of &quot;EU Accession&quot;. I love it.
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Some of the most irritating people are those immigrants* who complain that their home country has too many immigrants. *expats, sorry: they want to be called expats. #Immigration
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@devol @sicurezza ma sono legali? La gente che li mette va in giro con un cartello appeso al collo con indicato le motivazioni per cui registrano e chi รจ responsabile dei dati raccolti?
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๐ง๐พ ๐บ๐ฆ IS BELARUS NEUTRAL? Could Belarus claim to be neutral in the war in Ukraine? ๐ค Belarusian Armed Forces were not involved in the invasion of Ukraine, even if Russia uses Belarusian territory to move troops and materiel to invade Ukraine. #Belarus #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar
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๐ช๐บ ๐ง๐ฌ BULGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 EXIT POLLS source: https://bntnews.bg/news/parvi-rezultati-ot-ekzitpol-koi-vliza-v-52-riya-parlament-1389165news.html ๐ช๐บ pro-EU 44.3% GERBโSDS (EPP/Right): 16.2% PPโDB (Renew/CentreRight): 14.3% DPS (Renew/Centre): 8.4% APS(Renew/Centre): 2.8% Siy(G-EFA/Centre):2.6% ๐ท๐บ pro-russia 49.4% Left: 41.6% PB (?/Left): 37.5% BSP (PES/CentreLeft): 4.1% Right: 7.8% VAZ(ESN/FarRight): 4.9% MECh(?/FarRight): 2.9% #Bulgaria #BulgarianElection #Europe #Election2...
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#UkraineSupportTracker of the #KielInstitute tracking aid to ๐บ๐ฆ #Ukraine Update up to February 2026 Allocations as a percentage of GDP (2021) (contributions from EU common institutions and EU member states combined) %GDP 1๐ณ๐ด #Norway: 2,5% 2๐ช๐บ #EuropeanUnion: 1,2% 3๐จ๐ฆ #Canada: 0,8% 4๐ฌ๐ง #UK: 0,8% 5๐บ๐ธ #USA: 0,6% 6๐ฎ๐ธ #Iceland: 0,5% 7๐ฏ๐ต #Japan:0,3% 8๐จ๐ญ #Switzerland: 0,2% 9๐ฆ๐บ #Australia: 0,1% 10๐ฐ๐ท #SouthKorea: 0,1% 11๐ณ๐ฟ #NewZealand: 0,1% #NAFO #Ukrainerussiawar
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#UkraineSupportTracker of the #KielInstitute tracking aid to ๐บ๐ฆ #Ukraine Update up to February 2026 Aid allocations in billions Euros by country Total - ๐ช๐บ EU Total aid: 176 Bnโฌ 1๐บ๐ธ#USA: 115 Bnโฌ 2๐ช๐บ#EU common institutions: 84 Bnโฌ 3๐ฉ๐ช#Germany: 25 Bnโฌ 4๐ฌ๐ง#UK: 20 Bnโฌ 5๐จ๐ฆ#Canada: 14 Bnโฌ 6๐ฏ๐ต#Japan: 11 Bnโฌ 7๐ฉ๐ฐ#Denmark: 11 Bnโฌ Military - ๐ช๐บ EU total aid: 71 Bnโฌ 1๐บ๐ธ#USA: 65 Bnโฌ 2๐ฉ๐ช#Germany: 20 Bnโฌ 3๐ฌ๐ง#UK: 15 Bnโฌ 4๐ฉ๐ฐ#Denmark: 10 Bnโฌ 5๐ธ๐ช#Sweden: 9 Bnโฌ 6๐ณ๐ฑ#Netherlands: 9 Bnโฌ 7๐ซ๐ท#France: 6 Bnโฌ #NAFO #Ukrainerussiawar
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Televideo_bot/116392846248573307 ๐ฎ๐น โฅ๏ธ ๐ท๐บ The CEO of ENI (the Italian National Oil Company) asks to remove sanctions on Russia and to start buying Russian natural gas again. #Italy #russia #Ukrainerussiawar
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๐ช๐บ ๐ญ๐บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 1.37% votes counted (PARTY LISTS) source: https://vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026 ๐ช๐บ pro-EU 38.7% Tisza (EPP/CentreRight): 38.7% ๐ท๐บ pro-russia 59.3% Fidesz (PfE/FarRight): 53.2% MHM (ESN/FartherRight) 6.1% #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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๐ช๐บ ๐ญ๐บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 LATEST OPINION POLLS ๐ธGoverment pollsters: FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 45,4% TISZA (Magyar): 39,7% OUR HOMELAND (๐๐โโ๏ธ): 7,5% ๐นOpposition pollsters: TISZA (Magyar): 52% FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 39% OUR HOMELAND (๐๐โโ๏ธ): 5% Elections on Sunday 12th #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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RE: https://mastodon.uno/@elCelio/116381592458026734 ๐ญ๐บ ๐ช๐บ ๐ง๐ฌ FROM HUNGARY TO BULGARIA Tomorrow, maybe, Orbร n will lose the elections, and a new, non pro-russian government could gain power in Hungary. But do not celebrate too fast: next week there will be elections in Bulgaria, where a new, pro-russian party is projected to get most of the votes. #Hungary #Bulgaria #EU #Elections2026 #Ukrainerussiawar