Nege :GOOSE_PNG:
theynege@beige.party
<p>Aro ace gender menace, AuDHD, white settler in the stolen sky. Leftist, disabled, irreligious, antifascist. I complain about cars a lot.</p><p>Most of my thoughts come in the form of shitposts. Content may contain swears, bodily functions, light sexual content, substance use, mental health topics, or politics with no guaranteed CWs, but I try to consider others. Reminders are welcome.</p><p>Header: mostly b&w with six rainbow wooden cutouts of the word "fuck"<br />Profile pic: b&w selfie with cool sunglasses</p>
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The humidex is at 48 currently. On January 25th of this year the lowest temperature with windchill was -51. This means that the span of effective temperature recorded in Winnipeg this year is 99 degrees centigrade.
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lol I got less than three hours of sleep last night 🙃
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I didn't drink coffee yesterday and today I feel like shit. explain THAT, medical science.
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when a dog nose comes along you must boop it
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I had a rough experience with hair this morning so I made up for some of the problem with earthy tones and the perfect outfit for these sunglasses. (cw: meat)
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I'm here to kick ass and make meaningful connections with other members of my expanding community, and I'm all out of ass.
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I need to create cards that say "do not comment on my hair, even positively, or I will have an autistic meltdown" to give to neighbours in the elevator.
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I'm in a restaurant and a baby is staring at me. it would be rude of me to not make funny faces.
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my brother has a jat.
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Canada's oil production should be seen in a similar light to US gun violence and for-profit healthcare combined: deadly and shameful.
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almost everyone: we want a better world. the rich and/or powerful: let's compromise: what if we made the world worse...but for profit.
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holy shit https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.7270799
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the nonbinary tendency to walk into doorframes
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"You're on mute." - 21st century business proverb
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being a gender menace can include nonconformity with common trans narratives. it's not just about disrupting cis culture. I shouldn't have to biomedically strive towards a socially constructed opposite to prove myself. I don't need to own a blahaj.
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I demand a live debate between Count Binface and Nigel Farage, if for no reason but to ensure that they are not the same person.
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the thing about the Democrat establishment supporting that Platner guy in spite of a Nazi-adjacent tattoo and history of sexual assault is that if I were a candidate some of those same people would look at my Hobo Goose tattoo and say it's problematic for me to have a symbol of trespassing and vagrancy on my body, and they would hear I'm asexual and be concerned it's some kind of weird perversion.
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dinosaurs in museum exhibits recreating street scenes from the 1910s
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Rando: Excuse me Eugen, I don't like that there are people on Mastodon with excessively large pickup trucks as personal vehicles when their lifestyles don't demand it. Eugen: What to you want me to do about it? Rando: Look at this gay porn.
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the Fourth of July is an American holiday where they celebrate dead white men's signatures. this day is why signatures are sometimes called "hancocks" since one of the dudes who signed it had that name. so, comrades, celebrate this holiday with the greatest salute to these founding fathers and put your hands on your [gets pulled away by a giant cane]
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amab (all mosquitoes are bastards)
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for every neighbour I have to say Happy Canada Day too, I'm going to complain about national identity as a tool of violence to at least two of my friends. though I guess posting it here can count as complaining to a few hundred people.
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tattoo idea: Atlas holding up my back fat
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golden eggs golden eggs comes from between a goose's legs are there lots? listen, hun goose made a profit of 71 look out! goose is attacking you for getting near its eggs
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first night of sleep with an open window, baybeeeee
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baked beans are part of straight culture.
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@quietmarc channel that nice weather energy here, as it's snowing this morning
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and I didn't even do a good job of the side quest.
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I will not believe any &quot;assassination attempt&quot; on Trump&#39;s life was a genuine plot unless it&#39;s successful, and if there&#39;s anything good that conspiracy theory culture has taught us, even then...
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what have I done :blobCat_oh_no: