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Oh Carradine did have a reason why his choreography was kinda messy. Huh. I guess I forgive that fault of the movie then.
Still not great but better than most sword and sorcery that was shovele3d out after Conan the Barbarian.
There was ALOT of bad magic and mace movies for a decade or more. So bad. So rapey. So much worse effects.
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Like.... you, you know "Them" is available on Tubi, right? Along with movies like "The Deadly Mantis" and, heck, even just "The War Of The Worlds", and a zillion other movies that don't involve children being creeped on or topless enslaved women being beaten, right? There are even '80s movies with plot and production values and good writing and characterization that are *still* easily riffable, believe it or not.#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984
Me: That was pretty bad.
@starkraving666@jorts.horse: I don't know why we sat through both of them.
Me: Eventually, it was just out of spite
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This is quite literally the shittiest Monsterdon weekend I've ever experienced. All joke-y "please vote for Sting Of Death" forbearance aside, I'm begging you people to have at least a passing understanding of just how offensive the shit you're voting for is before you, you know, vote for it. IMDB and DoesTheDogDie are RIGHT THERE. There's "haha this is terrible" bad and then there's "Gamergate jerks off to this" bad #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984
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@wrog@mastodon.murkworks.net @jadebees@sunny.garden These are the important questions to ask
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Oh no, I stepped out for urgent laundry folding, is the movie really over, no stop** come back***... I assume Carradine used the sword of Uradouchebag to kill the real villains aka whoever financed this turd #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984
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Well that was a shining example of the "sword and nudity" genre 🫤 but it had some stuff going for it like a fraction of a plot. Still, overall, probably just the level of dumb I needed today.
Thanks as always @ryan@social.miyaku.media for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!
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That was Thighmaster: Sword of Bosoms! Thanks again to @ryan@social.miyaku.media for the awesome miru stream. Unlike David Carradine's kicks, the connection was great.
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Please let no one know what happened here tonight. This stays between us, right?
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That was more boobs than you can shake a stick at. Thanks @ryan@mstdn.social and all for the fun!
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Well that was asinine. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and @miru@social.miyaku.media #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
They just reused the character names for half the dialogue. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
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Oy!! Welp, thanks, #Monsterdon friends and hosts alike.
I'm still away. #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺
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@klu9@ohai.social @RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp that's left sense and right sense?
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Tonight at The Unconnected Kick
Stirring Heroic and Suicide Cavern
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stirring heroic music
Thanks @ryan@social.miyaku.media and everyone!
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