2026-11-10 19:00 UTC
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Red Light Therapy Mask, on sale for 50% off. It will make your skin look flawless. And if it doesn't work, you can wear the mask at all times to hide your hideous face.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D7N2KWLH/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_YFEMRXDVPHTW3CDXMSBF?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=bcbde610269691d5a93e99623581c32b&gaOptInStatus=true
Replies (6)
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@jcurioso@mastodon.social 2026-11-10 19:17
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Free extras: social ackwardness, neck pain, headaches, chances of blindness.
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@ivor@social.ivor.org 2026-11-10 19:21
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social it's for my skin....
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-11-10 19:33
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. Now everyone cares that a freak with a weird mask on is standing next to them.
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@BenCotterill@mastodon.social 2026-11-10 19:39
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Kind of wouldn’t advertise that right now. Under investigation from the ASA.
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@mrbruno@mstdn.social 2026-11-10 19:58
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Could be the beginning of a superhero costume too. Support your local vigilante!
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@Nerde@beige.party 2026-11-11 00:26
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Why not save money and just use the flashing red light at the intersection of Main and 2nd Street 🤷